{"id":51,"date":"2012-04-19T08:20:46","date_gmt":"2012-04-19T08:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.carlosxuma.com\/newsstand\/?p=51"},"modified":"2012-06-05T06:50:52","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T06:50:52","slug":"but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friendship-where-i-ask-you-to-do-things-and-you-do-them-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carlosxuma.com\/newsstand\/miscellaneous-dating-tips-for-guys\/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friendship-where-i-ask-you-to-do-things-and-you-do-them-2\/","title":{"rendered":"But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought you might like this little article from The Onion. It is a <strong>CLASSIC<\/strong> description of the \u201cfriends <a href=\"http:\/\/www.carlosxuma.com\/newsstand\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/only-friends.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-207\" title=\"only-friends\" src=\"http:\/\/www.carlosxuma.com\/newsstand\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/only-friends-e1338879015393-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.carlosxuma.com\/newsstand\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/only-friends-e1338879015393-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.carlosxuma.com\/newsstand\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/only-friends-e1338879015393-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.carlosxuma.com\/newsstand\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/only-friends-e1338879015393.jpg 342w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a>only\u201d problem with women.<br \/>\nBy the way, if you want to solve this problem with women <strong>FOREVER<\/strong> \u2013 you can go here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.attractwomen.com\/sexual-attraction\/alpha-sexual-power-and-dominance\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>No More \u2018Friends Only\u2026\u2019<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I really like you. I do. You\u2019re so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don\u2019t really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don\u2019t you think?<\/p>\n<p>I knew you would understand. You always do.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn\u2019t want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once\u2014would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I\u2019ve got going here.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s just\u2026you\u2019re like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you\u2019ve spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call?<\/p>\n<p>That part of our friendship means so much to me.<\/p>\n<p>No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don\u2019t have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.<\/p>\n<p>Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I\u2019d call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn\u2019t answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don\u2019t even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I\u2019ve known you so long, you\u2019re more like a brother that I\u2019ve drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It\u2019d be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you\u2019d come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I\u2019ve had a bad day at work, you\u2019d be looking at me like, \u201cI\u2019ve seen her breasts.\u201d God, I can\u2019t think of anything more awkward that that.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I\u2019d be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don\u2019t see how much it crushes you. Let\u2019s never lose that. That\u2019s what makes us us.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t worry. You\u2019re so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You\u2019ll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I\u2019ll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won\u2019t believe it when you say we\u2019re just friends. But when she dumps you, that\u2019s just what we\u2019ll be.<\/p>\n<p>Best friends. Friends forever.<br \/>\n_______<\/p>\n<p>Classic, huh? In a painful kind of way.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to solve this problem with women <strong>FOREVER<\/strong> \u2013 you can go here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.attractwomen.com\/sexual-attraction\/alpha-sexual-power-and-dominance\/\" target=\"_blank\">No More \u2018Friends Only\u2026\u2019\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought you might like this little article from The Onion. 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